Tin Pyar Bhare Maisej... 1. 2.. 3... Kuch Nazar Aaya? Nahin Na? Vo Isliye Kyonki Pyar Nazar Nahin Aata Sirf Mahsus Kiya Jata Hai
Techer: Kitne Saal Ke Ho? Pappu: Register Me Dekh Lo Techer: Kahan Ke Ho? Pappu: Skool Recard Men Dekh Lo Techer: Sabse Jyada Pyar Kise Karte Ho Maa Ya Baap? Pappu: Mere Dil Se Puch Lo Techer: Kaha Hai Tera Dil? Pappu: Apni Beti Se Puch Lo
Agar Aap Kisi Se Sachcha Pyar Karte Hain To Vo Bhi Aapko Ek Din Jarur Pyar Karegi" . . . . . . . . . . Bas Isi Line Ke Chakkar Men Ka Ladke Aaj Bhi Kunwaare Ghum Rahe Hain
Kaha Gai Purani Filmon Ke Amir Baap Ki Betiyan Jo Ham Jaise Garibon Se Pyar Karke Unka Bhala Karti Thi
Banta: Yaar Santa Agar Pyar Balidan Hai To Shadi Kya Hai? Santa: Pyar Balidan Hai To Shadi Aatm-Balidan Hai